Matts Life 19th February 2016

Matts Life

Well, needless to say the wrestling was a non starter, the only thing he’s managed to wrestle with is his weight ….and he lost!

On another note, Matt’s driving skills have put him in bother again, Recently when the traffic was bad, Matt thought he’d be a smart ass and take a short cut that no-one was using, which worked well all except the blind P**T went up a street the wrong way and didn’t even know…. until the penalty came in! See below.

matts fine

matts fine

Matts Life 23rd October 2015

Matt – The ultimate Salesman…or not?

It can’t be said that Matt doesn’t take his role as ‘Super Salesman’ seriously as on a recent lead he had from the canteen of ‘Transformation’ the home of Transvestite transformation he dressed accordingly and I managed to get a picture of the dress rehearsal before he went. Unfortunately, I think he had a hidden agenda as their based in Manchester and we don’t deliver that far!!
Has he told his Fiancée?

Matt’s Life 8th September 2015

Matt tries his hand at horse riding!

Matt sent me a picture of him having horse riding lessons on holiday as he quite fancies getting into equestrianism, (but not the mucking out bit), don’t know why though, you should see his desk, there can’t be a lot of difference!
Anyway the poor horse looks in pain, I think I should pass the picture on to the RSPCA?
Then he asks “don’t you wanna know how I got on then”?
“Not really” I said, “they probably used a crane”?

Matt on Horse4

Matts Life 14th August 2015

Matt’s off for his Summer hols and he’s hoping not to loose his Passport this time! However. I don’t know if you know, but Matt suffers from the occasional bout of stuttering and apparently he caused a stir in the Airport Bar the other day when he shouted back to his mate ‘Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah… have a Beer!

Matt, our Super Salesman is available on 07903 204675 or email matt@countysupp.com

Matts Life 25th July 2015

Time for a makeover in Matt’s Lfe

After a grilling that he’s beards getting out of hand from his other half and a few derogatory remarks from Robert, Matt decided it’s time for a makeover.
Matt asked if we had any ideas of what his new look should be like so we thought he should be a bit more in touch with his feminine side and suggested the image below!

If you have any suggestions, let Matt know ASAP.

Matt, our Super Salesman is available on 07903 204675 or email matt@countysupp.com

Matts Life 14th July 2015

After a Matt style pig-out of Pork Ribs, Beef Ribs, Lobster Burger, Brisket…….etc, at Dinerama in Shoreditch on a boys night out on Friday night Matt decided he needed a bit of exercise over the weekend to burn off a few calories.
So first on the agenda he went for a 5 mile dog walk with his other half on the Saturday. Sunday was all about the golf so feeling a bit stiff from the walk he attempted 18 holes, unfortunately he got to the 15th and collapsed. He definitely has a handicap only not a golf one.
He thinks it was due to something he ate… more like how much he ate!!

Matt, our Super Salesman is available on 07903 204675 or email matt@countysupp.com

Great Driving Matt!

Unfortunately Matt’s culinary & eating skills are not extended to his mechanical & driving skills. During a visit to see a new customer last week he went flying past the entrance, he subsequently slammed on his brakes, rammed it into reverse and manoeuvred back, but his erratic driving left the vehicle stuck in reverse! He then had to drive in reverse across the other side of the road to a safer place leaving every other road user in havoc and disbelief, he then tried to fix it (by kicking the tyres?) Needless to say when the mechanic arrived an hour later, he wiggled the gear stick and all was well and left 2 minutes after arriving!

Matt, our Super Salesman is available on 0790 3204675 or matt@countysupp.com

Put It Away Matt!

Matt’s back from his holiday and is flashing his bronzed (or dirty brown) body in the office. Turning up for work in a white vest was not attractive. Fortunately he did anticipate this and brought a shirt along ( a polo neck would have been better.) His GF said he’s put a bit of weight on holiday, so much so that when he was lying asleep on the beach, Greenpeace came along and tried to push him back in the water!

Matt, our Super Salesman is available on 0790 3204675 or matt@countysupp.com

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